Frank Lamb Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!" They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was the same old cow every day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBeth Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Ouch....that's going to leave a mark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Yep,I'll probably get bashed for that one Beth.Ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Uh Frank...you better hide, I think I hear Elaine coming for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Oh No, not again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Good one Frank. I saw this joke but, was afraid to post it. I am afraid of Elaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Afraid of lil ol me? I am planning my counterattack. I have been a little slow on the draw this month, but .... just you all wait!!! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 What? Same ole cow? What? Did a married man actually say that? Boy are you in for a long dry spell. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 A man complaining that his wife wants too much sex? I just can't relate to this one at all. You guys must be old ... Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Nina, Frank is real brave because his wife doesn't read the board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 Nina: Ry is correct,my wife would really woof up on me if she knew I posted that. Elaine:Why are you being slow on the draw as you call it,hope you are feeling alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 You guys must be old ... Curtis, It ain't age, it's ATTITUDE! LOL...then again, I ain't the "same ol' cow", I'm a sweet young heifer (almost)...ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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