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Confuscious Say:

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."

He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."

"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"

"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."

"Man with no legs bums around."

"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."

"Find old man in dark, not hard!"

"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."

"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."

"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

"Honeymooning campers have one intent!"

"Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."

"He who fish in other mans well often catches crabs."

"He who chase car will get exhausted."

"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."

"He who stand on toilet, high on pot."

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"All men eat, but Fu Manchu."

"He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."

"He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

"He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."

"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck."

"He who stick head in oven get baked bean."

"House without toilet, uncanny."

"If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."

"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."

"Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"

"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"

"Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time."

"Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father."

"Man fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."

"Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight."

"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"

"Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!"

"Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."

"Man who sit on tack get point!"

"Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night"

"Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."

"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."

"Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy."

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