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SEX
in JUST FOR FUN
I was the first.
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I got a couple right. I must have the brain of a four year old.
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Well at least Harold had a couple of strokes before the end.
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This is great. I know the waiting can be a real witch. You really needed this.
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Yes, she is wonderful. We are all lucky to have her, and I am the luckiest, by far.
Cindi it has been hard for me on the "When she speaks I listen." I do listen but you will never convince her of that.
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Cindi,
So glad things are looking up. Any small step towards normal is great.
Gee a walker with a seat! Does it have a drink holder too?
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Cindi,
So glad things are looking up. Any small step towards normal is great.
Gee a walker with a seat! Does it have a drink holder too?
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This is good news. I agree with the couple of strong days and then a day to recover. I have been doing that for the last three years. Keep it up Frank.
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says.? Wow! she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and rub me down. No, wait, I then said, I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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Molson Canadian with a Gentleman Jack chaser.
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Welcome back Frank.
It must feel good to leave your mark in everyone of those cities.
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Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
that Golf Is Better Than sex
#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 - Three times a day is possible
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
#3 - If you live in Florida or Arizona, you can do it almost every day.
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
.......and best of all...............
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace
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Have a good trip Frank. All the drugs we take confuses all of our interior organs. I am sure you have developed muscles you never thought would need strengthening. I know I have.
Debi do believe that if he was going to San Diego he could fly over Oklahoma.
John
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I am sorry the pain levels are up again. Physical therapy? Just add your favorite beverage to your mug and stay in your seat.
Grace? my head has more scars than you will ever know. Toes and Grace I once threw two frozen sand bags on four of my toes on my left foot. Broken toes are very painful. Sit down and let everyone else wait on you.
Glad to hear from you, I wish it did not included pain. John
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Pottery for fun and profit. I have been out of the loop for 20 years to make enough money to have a nice studio. I am taking a pottery class just to get back in to the feel of clay. It also may become my source of a high fire kiln. It sure feels good to create stuff.
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Welcome home. Sit back and enjoy your favorite beverage in your mug.
John
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Then I regained my senses, opened the Bud Lite, and took a bite of the donut. I opened the door and in walked...
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Best of luck this week. Try to relax through the tests. I am hoping for the best results this week. You definitely deserve them.
John
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I have been wondering how you are doing. I sending the positive vibes for you to continue getting better. I hope you are back home soon.
John.
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Gee Frank that sounds great. Think I'll get a cabana girl pass if I go to the beach? Have fun, John.
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Make sure he has the numbing cream especially the first time. They tried to numb me with ice. I continue to use the cream for my port flushes. I do not feel anything when they access it. I apply the cream one hour before access and put a small piece of saran warp over it to keep the cream in place and off my clothes.
Good luck John.
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Glad to hear you are doing well. You have been in our thoughts waiting to hear from you. My best to you healing and getting home again. Continue to take care John.
Getting to know you - November 08
in GENERAL
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I was an ambulance driver and attendant.
If there was snow storm and there many where I lived, expecting mothers always went in to labor.