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HAPPY THANKSGIVING & TURKEY RECIPEE (sp)


Frank Lamb

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Hello everyone.I just wanted to wish each and every one of you a very safe and very happy Thanksgiving.When I give my thanks it will include each and every one of you.You have all been a tremendous help and support to me thru all of this (cancer).

I realize this is the wrong forum for this next little bit,however mabe more folks will see it & mabe someone could use the recipe.

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Go buy a turkey

- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD

- Put turkey in the oven

- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

- Set the degree at 375 ovens

- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

- Turn oven the on

- Take 4 whisks of drinky

- Turk the bastey

- Whiskey another bottle of get

- Stick a turkey in the thermometer

- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

- Take the oven out of the turkey

- Take the oven out of the turkey

- Floor the turkey up off of the pick

- Turk the carvey

- Get yourself another scottle of botch

- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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Thank you Frank. I shared your recipe with some of my relatives, too, hope you don't mind. Have a wonderful holiday. We have a houseful coming and probably are going to eat very much and probably watch Forest Gump.

Family secret - ha - we have that secret in our family, too. Doesn't everyone? Love to all.

Margaret & Jim

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