Frank Lamb Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Hello everyone.I just wanted to wish each and every one of you a very safe and very happy Thanksgiving.When I give my thanks it will include each and every one of you.You have all been a tremendous help and support to me thru all of this (cancer). I realize this is the wrong forum for this next little bit,however mabe more folks will see it & mabe someone could use the recipe. HOW TO COOK A TURKEY Go buy a turkey - Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD - Put turkey in the oven - Take another 2 drinks of whiskey - Set the degree at 375 ovens - Take 3 more whiskeys of drink - Turn oven the on - Take 4 whisks of drinky - Turk the bastey - Whiskey another bottle of get - Stick a turkey in the thermometer - Glass yourself a pour of whiskey - Bake the whiskey for 4 hours - Take the oven out of the turkey - Take the oven out of the turkey - Floor the turkey up off of the pick - Turk the carvey - Get yourself another scottle of botch - Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey - Bless the saying, pass and eat out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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