daggiesmom Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Deep in the back woods of Kaintuckey, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Lamb Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 That was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I have a family member who lives in Alabama who is expecting triplets (indentical twin boys and a fraternal twin that we are hoping is a girl). This joke was sent to all the family....thanks, Joanie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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