Remembering Dave Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Hi, this is Karen, David C's wife. I see where David P requested WV jokes, not having heard any. I'm from WV . . . and this is one I thought was clean and cute! Enjoy everyone, especially David P! WEST VIRGINIA LOVE SONG Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky To have a sweet thang like you You hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s And without all them fleas You move like the bass, Which excite me in May You ain’t got no scales But I luv you anyway Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry Just-a-fry’n in the pan, Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff” Right out of the can You have some’a yore teeth, For which I am proud I hold my head high When we’re in a crowd On special occasions, When you shave under yore arms Well, I’m in hawg heaven And awed by yore charms Still them fellers at work, They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty young doe Like a good roll of duct tape Yo’re there fer yore man To patch up life’s troubles And fix what you can Yo’re as cute as a junebug a-buzz’n overhead You ain’t mean like those far ants I found in my bed Cut from the best cloth Like a plaid flannel shirt, You speak up my life More’n a fresh load of dirt When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain’t nuthin I lack Yore complexion, it’s perfection, Like the best vinyl sid’n Despite all the years, Yore age just keeps hidin’ Me ‘n you’s like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank, We go together Like a skunk goes with stank Some men, they luv chocolate For Valentine’s Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, It’s romantic that way Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger “That’s impressive,” I say Some men luv fine diamonds From a flea market booth “Diamonds are forever” they explain, suave and couth But for this man, honey, These won’t do Cause yore too special, You sweet thang you I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds . . . . IT’S A NEW TROLL’N MOTOR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Too Funny!!!!!!!!!! Makes me want to live in W.V. I'm just and ole hillbilly from Michigan where the men are wild and the sheep are nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina D. Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 mmmmmmmmmm ... Moonpies ( 8^(I) (Look at the symbol by tilting your head to the left. It's Homer Simpson!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 LOL Karen...We have that song here in Oklahoma too!!! It cracks me up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Karen, I haven't been able to get this far down the message board for the past couple days. What an awesome piece of literary work!! If one of those WV hillbillies came up with that song, there's no way people should be making jokes about them - that takes alot of thought and effort. I especially like the, "You have some'a yore teeth" verse. Thanks for the laugh Karen. David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Wow sounds like my Ashland Ky, Hunnington WV, ole stomping grounds song. I was born there and all my cousins and such are still there, however my portion of the family moved to Big-D years ago... Very Funny song.... Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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