Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?' 'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?' Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between them?' The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Cute! What an uplifting story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Frank...this is so funny! I have a friend whose husband always shops for her bras...strange, huh? I will definitely have to share this one with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I am not baptist but I guess I would have to say that I make a mountain out of a mole hill. We do the best we can with what we have... Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Too funny!!! Living Life, Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Another reason to be glad you've returned the cabanna girl pass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna G Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Funny. Wonder what they would put for those who are bra challenged after having a thorocotomy? Donna G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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