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Sam and Edith were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.

Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they

watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good

health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and

exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation

and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to show

them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and

fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master

bath, and their favorite clothes hanging in the closet. They gasped in

astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home


Sam asked how much all this was going to cost.

"Why, nothing," their companion replied, "remember, this is your reward

in Heaven."

Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf

course, finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth.

"What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.

"This is heaven," the companion replied. "You can play for free,


Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with

every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to

exotic desserts, free flowing beverages.

"Don't even ask," said their companion. "This is Heaven, it is all free

for you to enjoy."

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Edith. "Well, where

are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?"

he asked.

That's the best part," the companion replied. "You can eat and drink as

much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or

sick. This is Heaven!"

Sam pushed, "No gym to work out at?" "Not unless you want to," was the

answer. "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..." "Never again. All

you do here is enjoy yourself."

Sam glared at Edith and said, "You and your f'''king bran muffins. We

could have been here 15 years ago!"

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