Frank Lamb Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him. "Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids." "What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name them?" "He named your daughter Denise." "Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?" "He named your son Denephew." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 That is funny, Frank! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I liked that one!!! Thanks. gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Frank, as usual this one is funny. Thanks for the laugh. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinC1973 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Hmm...wondering if this was posted because my mom's name was Denise, and I have b/g twins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 De-lightful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Another good one, Frank. You never lose your touch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 was Mr. Phillard's idiot brother's name, "Bill the Pill"? Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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