luluc Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Subject: Hospital Stay A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth, A young auxiliary nurse appears, to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only here to wash your hands and face. He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!" At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back????!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna G Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 O that gave me a great belly laugh!! Donna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina D. Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 oh my! Thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Whipped off my mask and had a rip-roaring good laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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