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Subject: Hospital Stay

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over

his mouth,

A young auxiliary nurse appears, to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only

here to wash your hands and face.

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face

and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught


marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped


the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of


way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the


and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back????!!!! :shock:

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