Ann Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And...my personal favorite is : My Golden Retriever is Smarter Than Your Honor Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 My favorite is, "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Years ago I spotted these three: "Help Reagan Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus!" This one had all the hot buttons of the day. In Florida: "When I get old on going to move up north and drive slow." In Texas: "Frankly, I don't give a d - - n how you do it up north" Then recently I've seen these two: Small black square like the "W the President" ones however it says "F the President". "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." I'm not making any political statements but I do love good wordplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 One I saw years ago. There is no gravity, the earth sucks. Just struck me funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 If you can not see the Drivers Head you must be in FLORIDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Here are some i thought would have made a good bumper sticker.. If there is no GOD then stop using his name in VAIN!! I don't care if your GAY just don't KISS me!! How's this one for Florida... Hell yes i'm OLD and need 2 lane's.... Young Women trust me" I'm 85..... Hey gang will they sell???? Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyCW Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I saw one in Texas earlier this month that made me laugh, being from Texas originally and knowing how truly fortunate the citizens of that state feel to be Texans: "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here just as soon as I could." BeckyCW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 My mongrel can beat up your AKC Breed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy B Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 From California: "Your opinion of me is none of my business" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tami Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Gosh, I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I saw this on my way in this morning.. If you like riding my a$$, at least pull my hair.. apologies if that was out of line.. it just struck me so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I wanted to put this one on the back of our RV BACK OFF or I'll flush. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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