Ann Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Tequila Christmas Cookies: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle tequila Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Hey shouldn't this be in the nutrition section Would help apetite and insomnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Ann, this is the hardest I have laughed in a long time, ROFLMWigO!!!! ~Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I had to laugh at this one. I wondered at the beginning where the flour was... Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen, Daddy's girl Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I've read this three times and I laugh, laugh, laugh each time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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