nyka69 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 A frog goes to a bank to get a loan for a boat. A loan officer by the name of Patricia Whack asks for credentials. The frog says, "My name is Kermit, and I'm the adopted son of Mick Jagger. He's very good friends with the bank manager". Mrs. Whack tells him that she'll need some collateral, so the frog puts a ceramic statue of a pig on her desk. Mrs. Whack is baffled, so she goes to the bank manager and says, "This frog wants a loan and this is what he gave me for collateral. What's this?" The bank manager says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!" OK, a little lame. Guess I'm feeling childish today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welthy Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Somehow I saw part of the punch line coming! I thought it was good Nyka, but I'm pretty lame too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Barbb Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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