Fred Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week." Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through the door and boots the cat halfway across the room. The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna tell him, or should I ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLB Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Fred- you did it again!!!!! Another good one....hahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Muriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbb Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Fred, you rock Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Good one Fred, way to go! Sharon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Thanks Fred - I have been without a computer for 4 days and this one was worth the wait!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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