Farmer's wife

[Fred]

Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her

son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,

and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a

little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his

mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For

kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and

for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."

Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through

the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.

The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna

tell him, or should I ?"

[CLB]

Fred- you did it again!!!!! Another good one....hahahahahahaha.

[Muriel]

Muriel

[Barbb]

Fred,

you rock

Barb

[sharonjo]

Good one Fred, way to go!

Sharon

[Patti B]

Thanks Fred - I have been without a computer for 4 days and this one was worth the wait!!!!!