coni Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I was laying on the beach when a man yelled out "THERE'S A BEACHED WHALE!" I jumped up and suddenly realized the man was talking about me! I said to him and the crowd that was all around me. You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 'Sir, Must be a canadian!!" and Then I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 sat on him, I didn't think I would smash him but wow he was flat as a pancake so then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I picked him up and tossed him like a frisbee into the sea hoping he would float back to Canada. I decided after that to waddle further down the beach when I came across.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 a bottle. It must have floated up on shore from some far away place. It had a message in it and it said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 you now get three wishes. So my first one was........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 a pub that serves free drinks, snacks, and choc. donuts. My second wish was . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 a cure for all cancers. My third wish was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 a nicer kinder very cute Canadian boy sitting down beside me (in no way related to said earlier Canadian who must have been an impostor...)...my third wish was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 for a luxury KEG Ocean Liner big enough to take our entire LCSC on a cruise around the world. Our first stop would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 well somehow we got in two 3rd wishes but who is counting... Our first stop was Vancouver BC to pick up all the not so well behaved but polite courteous Cdn LCSC folks on this site. While in Vancouver we can check out the local sites and scenery. The first night on board will be an all Canadian party..a BBQ on deck with lots of full strength Canadian beer, and Canadian artists for the dance floor. We will party all night and our next stop will be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Hawaii to pick up Ned and his Golden Retriever. I do hope that dogs and a cow are allowed on this trip because several are already here. The identity of the driver remains a problem. Please, please don't let Patti drive this big thing. When we arrive in Hawaii, we'll spend some time sightseeing. Our first stop will be . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 to a luau where we will all get Lei-d and then Bruce will don a grass skirt and do a hula dance for us. At which point.................... P.S. Muriel - how funny - I just got my license for big ocean cruisers - took a course - guess I will have to drive!!! Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 the grass skirt fell and we got a glimps of......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Of that LOOOOOOONG month of August again, just like the calendar in the cab. At this point the entire crowd..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 was busting up laughing, I couldn't figure out what they were all laughing about until I saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 this silly little thing that Bruce calls....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Richard.... He then says, why are you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 always picking on me? And why are you calling me Bruce? That's not even my name. In my country, I am called... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Priestley!! Not to be confused with Jason Priestley who is also a canadian. I am just as important though and you should... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Hey, what happened to the story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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