Mr Ry Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 An Amish woman and her son are walking through a mall for the first time, totally stunned by everything they see. They are especially fascinated by two silver walls which slide together and then apart. They both walk up closer to the sliding silver walls. They see a fat, little old man waddle inside and watch as the doors close behind him. The mother and son can't believe their eyes when minutes later, the silver doors open and a tall, well-built stud strides out. The mother then turns to the son and says, "Son, go and get your father." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 John whos side are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted June 9, 2004 Author Share Posted June 9, 2004 We have to give them one once in a while. Besides, I would step through those silver doors if I came out a tall well built stud. Well I am tall, but not well built, and as far as the stud part I can't make that call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 John, Just exactly where is it you said those doors are at??(worth a try ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Ahhh...but a smart girl would know that the older man probably had his house paid for and money in his pocket where the "stud" would be more interested in HIS appearance and what particular "arm candy" he's seen with and just more trouble than he's worth....why, the price of the hair care products alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Oh the things men will do- to dig themselves in deeper. elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Don't mean to brag here, but at one time I was a tall, well built, I don't know if you'd call me a stud though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyS Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 LOL! And what? You've now shrunk, DavidA? SandyS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I have put on a few pounds and lots of hair loss and gray hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 That's ok David ,extra lbs. and grey hair make us more distinguished looking.The grey hair we dont control but the extra lbs. are easy,lots of beer,chocolate,ice cream etc, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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