A Few Good Ones...

[luvmydog2]

Hi all,

I thought you might get a laugh out of these. They are so innocent and precious.

The Way Children See Things!

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd

dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the

garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from

his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not

necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker

room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches toelderly

shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her

dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered

through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

[Amy P]

Too Funny Bruce - a couple of those could have come from the mouth of my 5 yr old

Thanks for the chuckle!

Much Love,

Amy

[J.C.]

Bruce,

All that I needed for a good laugh,

Thank you

J.C.

[Snowflake]

LOVED the last one! ROFL

[Nushka]

Cute, cute, cute. I love kids and those stories remind me of why.

Nina

[Guest bean_si (Not Active)]

"What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ROFLMAO!

[Frank Lamb]

Good ones Bruce,Just woke up and what a nice way to start the day.

LAUGHING.

[teresag]

Good ones, Bruce. I have a similar one:

Technology

My sister's 5-year-old granddaughter had been playing with her computer when it began responding very sluggishly, threatening to crash. She said, "Sophie, don't play on the computer for a while. It's all clogged up."

Without missing a beat, Sophie replied, "Too much toilet paper."

Makes you wonder what happened at Sophie's house, doesn't it?