TeeTaa Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Another "pecker" joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Like I told Bruce, the men just better give up on September and start working feably toward trying to get one up on October, not that it will do much good, but they can try! Good one, Katha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Points for the men here. That chicken smoking is a rooster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 word not allowed-a-doodle-doo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Therefore, it's derogatory toward the "peckers"...point to the WOMEN... Geesh, John...nice try, gotta give you half a point for trying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 LOL--Someone needs to take John aside and clue him in! Sheesh! Need we send sympathy cards to RY? elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 John and Don,Someone go get Bruce out of the hospital.Who's closest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Don't give me the crap of half a point Who had the most fun the egg or the rooster? Geesh.. the egg can't keep up? Frank I am ten hours away from Bruce. How far are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 John Pls review the song, "The Man" that I posted a couple days ago. Watch it closely as I think you might find some things apply to you!!! Just a hunch, LOL--I mean nobody's been talking--ha.! love ya! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Er, John...from what I've "read", it's up to the pecker to keep it up...I'm sure if the ol' rooster had "kept it up" the egg would have come out of her shell... MINUS a full point...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Well if the shell was not so hard and cold.. maybe more sensitive, the rooster would not have to keep it up. Just a note I have editing power! humm:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Mega points for this one too. The joke was funny but the comments after are priceless. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 John If the rooster didn't put the ol egg in the frigerator, so to speak, the egg would not be so cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 Little did I know the extended entertainment value of this joke. Thanks for the laughs this morning! TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Thanks for the laughs, Elaine, Mr. Ry, Frank, Becky & Don!! You should take this show on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cheryl- Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Love It! cheryl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyCW Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 TeeTaa, I needed this! Don, it took me a few seconds longer than I'd like to admit... good one. John, we probably shouldn't get into this, but how do you KNOW the chicken was a rooster? BeckyCW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Becky, A rooster is a rooster is a rooster, so thus being a rooster, John knows all about them. Though, I have "read" about abherrent roosters.... elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyCW Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Elaine, Ah, yes, you're right about John. But since the joke never assigns gender to either the chicken or the egg, I was thinking perhaps the egg was male and the chicken female... or ... well, we won't get into that! BeckyCW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Not to beat a dead chicken or egg --in a perfect world, it would not be a rooster, but would be, in fact, a chicken. That said, in the reality, it's probably a rooster. I am beginning to wonder what came first--the joke or the commentary, LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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