Fay A. Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Sam and Bessie were an elderly couple. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home. Walking proudly, he enters the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?! IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Ya shoulda bought a hat.". I'll miss you, Amy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Ry I am out of here. I am off to buy a cowboy hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted September 15, 2004 Author Share Posted September 15, 2004 So does this mean the Ladies score......some more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 LOL, Fay, looks like John is looking to score on his own, NOT for the team! Ten gallon, John, ten gallon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Beck! Whose side are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 LOL - Rochelle! I said it sounded like he was looking to score, not that he did! PLEASE, no pictures of him nekid in his hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted September 15, 2004 Author Share Posted September 15, 2004 Points.....I meant Points! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Hum, I wonder what happens if he wears the hat and boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I have been wearing this hat around all dam nite and no change yet.Will keep you posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 LOL, Frank. That deserves points! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I am going to have to quit coming to this site. The last thing I need is something putting my mind in the gutter. I need help getting it out. Someone told me it was the curse of men to have two brains and only enough blood to operate one at a time. I am having enough trouble studying as it is ... Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Now that one is MEGA points for the ladies. I need to find some good ones to post and buy a giant cowboy hat for my husband. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.