Lisa O Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's *ss." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their *ss when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your *ss? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe B Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 verry funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAnn Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Lisa, That was Hilarious! Thanks! I needed a good laugh today.... TAnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathy Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 That was good Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Ummmm...I never HAVE liked eggs...seems pretty morbid to eat something before it's technically born, ya know? "Liquid Chicken"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Lisa Good One! Here's another: If Frank decides to have a frank conversation with someone , is he talking to himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Oooooo..FRANK questions! If FRANK speaks and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Or this: Why does a man oftentimes name his privates, Frank? Cause he wants to be on a first name basis with his best friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Well, they often seem to think it does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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