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Lisa O

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I

think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever

comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken

there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's *ss."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that

could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent

human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for

the time, but don't point to their *ss when they ask

where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you

get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all

fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is

made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little

Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but

call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your *ss?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's

face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car

ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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