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Kimberly...I'm praying thay your mom will feel better soon.

Lori, I don't have too much in the way of advice for you but I do want you to know that I'm thinking of you and your family and keeping all of you in my prayers.

Meg, so very sorry to hear that you have lost both your parents. This is a great group that can offer you lots of hugs and support. Please let us know if there is anything we can do to help.

How many recipes have you submitted to Andrea for our new cookbook???

Kenny Bought a Donkey > > A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A> FARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY. > > THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED." > > KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK." > > THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY." > > KENNY SAID, "OK, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY." > > THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH HIM?" > > KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF." > > THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!" > > KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE IS DEAD." > > A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DEAD DONKEY?" > > KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT TWO DOLLARS A PIECE AND MADE A PROFIT OF $998.00." > > THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN?" > > KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS TWO DOLLARS BACK." > > KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON

Do all of you like Maxine? If so, I have a lot of these little graphics that I can post every day for a while. What do you think???

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Yes, I have. Dennis loved camping in the great outdoors and sometimes, I would give up the comforts of home and go with him. His idea of camping wasn't anything that included much of the modern things in life and he really loved to rough it. On a couple of occasions, we went skinny dipping under the light of a full moon.

Jennifer, I am so very sorry for the loss of your sister. I am glad you were able to be there with her. Although she was very ill, I am sure she knew you were there. It's almost as if she waited for you to be with her. I'll be thinking of you and keeping you in my prayers.

Saying lots of prayers for our dear friend Rich.

the very least I can say. My nerves were completely shot! The situation only got worse when I looked up and saw....

Bruce, I remember all of those things. We thought it was the greatest thing in the world to take a sack of pop bottles to the store and get money for them. Of course, we would usually spend all the money on penny candy (remember that). Oh, party lines. Yes...we had one when I was growing up in Tennessee. Where we lived, everybody knew everbody and already had a good idea everything that was going on in their lives. But...if you were lacking information you would definitely hear it with a party line. If my mom ever caught me with that phone up, eavsdropping on a conversation, she would almost kill me. I know, because it did happen. How could I resist??? I think at one time, we were on a four party line.

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Have you ever gone skinny dipping any place other that your bathtub?

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So sorry, Terrie. Is there someone at work, your boss's boss, that can help you with this problem? I know how bad it hurts to think you can trust someone, only to find they have let you down. I'll be saying prayers that things work out with the job. Just remember that when God closes a window, He often opens a door.

Welcome, Mary. Although it's unfortunate you had to find us, we are very glad to have you and Linda on board. This group is a wonderful source of information, friendship and support.

Love it, Ginny!

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FBI Job Opening The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls... After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!