Ann

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar

I'm right in there with you healthy and homeless guys! Good health is something that you can't buy.

So very sorry to hear this sad news. I will be remembering her family in my thoughts and prayers.

Would you rather be healthy and homeless or have the AIDS virus and live in luxury?

This is a beautiful poem. Really gives us something to think about. This poem emphasizes just what we all need to remember....that every day is a gift. Thanks so much. Linda, for sharing this with us. I think I needed to read this today.

Teri was such a well loved memember of this LCSC family. I miss her so much! I look forward to Al's posts on the board. don, you're a great friend to so many! We're all grateful to you for all you do!!!

Lori...This is great. What beautiful pictures! Your new home is absolutely beautiful! I know you will all be very happy there. I love the smiling faces of all your family!

Carleen, I really don't have any words to help right now. I just want you to know that I am saying prayers for you and Keith. I pray God will be with both of you dring this stage of your journey. I pray that He will grant Keith peace and free him of this terrible pain and I pray that He will grant you the gift of strength.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

I head straight for the Ambien bottle. I have found when I can't sleep and start thinking about it, I am awake all night. I seem to get in a panic when I begin to think about how many hours it is until I have to head out the door for work. Then, I worry about how I'll be able to stay awake all day without sny sleep. Then...I start clock watching. So, Ambien is my salvation on those sleepless nights!

http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf See how good you really are at parking your car...lol!

So very, very sorry for the loss of your Dad. From your description, it sounds as if you had a beautiful service. I'll be remembering you and your family in my prayers.

What do you do when you can't sleep at night? Do you count sheep, toss and turn, or get up and try to do something productive?

A day at the spa for me!!!

we can always hear about the BASH and the wonderful time everyone has but..... The absolute worst would be Cindi not having the pub open!!! Which is worse..... Being around someone that talks to you non stop OR Being around someone that completely ignores you???

OK, now....name 13 breeds of horses: 1. Peruvian Paso 2. Tennessee Walkers 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13.

Yesterday we decided to get the Harley out and participate in a Fox and Hound Run with all the benefits going to the March of Dimes - Riding for Babies. Well, for all that may not know, this run is one where you are given a starting destination and an ending destination but have no idea where all the stops will be. At each stop, you are given the next destination. At each destination, a different game is played and you have points put on your scoresheet. The person with the highest number of points win. Well, at the first stop, we were each given a water filled balloon and instructed to keep it with us and turn it in at the last stop. These balloons were our "babies." Well, our saddlebags are always too full, so I had to carry the "babies' with me. It's hard to protect the "babies" with the wind, so I opted to carry the babies in my bra. At each stop, I would have to go in the restroom and carefully remove the "babies" and then tuck them back in. We rode 132 miles and all was well. Then, just as we were pulling into the last stop, one of the "babies" popped. I was soaked!!! As soon as this happened, I knew this would be a good laugh for all of you. Enjoy!!!!

Would you rather go on a camping vacation in the great outdoors or vacation at a spa resort???

Having someone walk in on me....I think!!! Sweating because of exercise OR Sweating because of humidity ????

1. arm 2. leg 3. lung(s) 4. heart 5. pinkie toes 6. nose 7. knee 8. elbow 9. 10. 11. 12. 13

I know how long you have waited for this day to finally arrive. I just know that everything is going to work out fine and both you and your mom are going to be so happy!

I'm a holy terror with a tube of toothpaste. Not sure if you can even call it squeezing, as I absolutely seem to mangle it...lol! I have tried neatly rolling the tube but it just soesn't seem to work for me. Geri...maybe I need you try one of your little doodlemaflutchies!!!

I think having to break up with someone is worse. Which is worse? Having blistered lips OR Having paper cuts on every finger

1. Taxi Driver 2. Raging Bull 3. Awakenings 4. Heat 5. Meet the Fockers 6. A Bronx Tale 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13.

Inviting a good friend to lunch can be a great way to lift your spirits when feeling down.