Smart test

[Snowflake]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered each question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

[Jyoung20]

I got number 2 right. That was the only one.

GOD BLESS!!

Jamie

[Mr Ry]

I got a couple right. I must have the brain of a four year old.

[Frank Lamb]

I'm still trying to figure out how to remove a bud lite from the fridge after stuffing it full of elephants and giraffes??.

Or should I remove the animals,get the bud lite out and replace the animals.???.

Mabe I should get a couple bud lites out while I'm in there??.

How about a little help here Becky??.

[Don Wood]

I know this is nitpicky but it makes more sense to me if you say "the refrigerator" instead of "a refrigerator".

[MurielK]

So, Don, how did you do on the quiz. I'm quite pleased with my score of 0.

Muriel K

[stand4hope]

Don't feel bad, Muriel, I got 0, too!!

Peggy

[Snowflake]

Don,

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

...if I remember right, aren't you a chemical engineer or something? That would make you a "professional" - the kids answered the questions correctly, without changing the wording....

(I didn't get any of them right, either!)

[Connie B]

Gonna wet my pant on this one!!

I'm still trying to figure out how to remove a bud lite from the fridge after stuffing it full of elephants and giraffes??.

Or should I remove the animals,get the bud lite out and replace the animals.???.

Mabe I should get a couple bud lites out while I'm in there??.

How about a little help here Becky??.

[gerbil runner]

Am I the only sick person who cut up the giraffe before putting it in the fridge?

Must confess - I cut up the elephant, too, although I did remove the giraffe.

And, of course, neither the elephant nor the giraffe could attend the meeting after being cut up.

I did remember the crocs were at the meeting.

So did I get a one, two, or three?

[Debi]

oh sorry, i was trying to meet up with some turtles, must be the wrong thread....

[eppie]

Bahhahhahhhaaa! LOL!