Ann Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Just for fun, let's all post our replies from this. Hey...we need something to make us smile. http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmm17 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm not sure if it this worked Santa Clause North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at kevin's Office party. It was ali who spiked the punch with too much jack daniels . I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like christmas tree. I thought it was funny when I put matt's socks on my head and danced the booty bounce on the easy chair while singing `tequila makes her clothes fall off'. I didn't mean to break kevin's ipod and don't know why kevin would accuse me of vagrancy. I don't remember calling Doug's wife a slimy piglet---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Dawn's husband's belly button, it was only because I ate too much of that cheesecake. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a warm lion and have me arrested for embezzelment! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and intelligent. And I'm really not to blame for any of this green stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and sneakily yours, Rochelle (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 32 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Dear Santa, I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Fay's Office party. It was Libby who spiked the punch with too much sex on the beach. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roses. I thought it was funny when I put Peggy's kilt on my head and danced the Macarena on the couch while singing `Too Sexy'. I didn't mean to break Fay's iPod and don't know why Fay would accuse me of indecent exposure. I don't remember calling Steve's wife a huge cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick! And when I threw up on Rochelle's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that cheeseburger. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a tall dog and have me arrested for homicide! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cold and sweet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this happy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and very yours, Becky (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 7 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynneH Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Santa Clause North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Pat's Office party. It was Kasey who spiked the punch with too much diet coke. I can't help it if I drank 716 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mothballs. I thought it was funny when I put Peggy's bra on my head and danced the hokey pokey on the cedar chest while singing `let it be'. I didn't mean to break Pat's webcam and don't know why Pat would accuse me of murder. I don't remember calling Jerry's wife a beautiful goat---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick! And when I threw up on koko's husband's big toe, it was only because I ate too much of that burrito. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my toyota through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a lazy dog and have me arrested for forgery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bright and sensitive. And I'm really not to blame for any of this angry stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and softly yours, lynne (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 1 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Geez, between Lynne and I, Peggy may end up at the party naked! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Joan's Office party. It was Lara who spiked the punch with too much diet coke. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like candy. I thought it was funny when I put Katy's jeans on my head and danced the slow dance on the bed while singing `Joy to the World'. I didn't mean to break Joan's computer and don't know why Joan would accuse me of robbery. I don't remember calling John's wife a sweet cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick! And when I threw up on Martha's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that spagetti. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Toyota through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pretty dog and have me arrested for stealing! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and colorful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bright stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and swiftly yours, Tina (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 12 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Santa Clause North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jackie's Office party. It was Sandy who spiked the punch with too much Pinot Noir. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Christmas tree. I thought it was funny when I put Kasey's Tidy Whities on my head and danced the Monkey on the Desk while singing `Ave Marie'. I didn't mean to break Jackie's Ipod and don't know why Jackie would accuse me of Insider Trading. I don't remember calling Dave's wife a sexy rooster---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and purple lipstick! And when I threw up on Claire's husband's Elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that Ravioli. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Scooter through my neighbor's Garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a macho cat and have me arrested for larceny! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this soothing stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and clumsily yours, Ginny (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 4 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Santa Clause North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kim's Office party. It was Kay who spiked the punch with too much vodka collins. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like jasmine. I thought it was funny when I put John's sweater on my head and danced the The Frug on the couch while singing `God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'. I didn't mean to break Kim's computer and don't know why Kim would accuse me of robbery. I don't remember calling Charlie's wife a robust cow---even though she looked like one with magenta eye shadow and yellow lipstick! And when I threw up on Sally's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that applesauce. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tractor through my neighbor's porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small aardvark and have me arrested for identity theft! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all glass and bumpy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bright stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and Awkwardly yours, Leslie (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 197 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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