Frank Lamb Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shi_ again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Can't stop laughing at this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Where do you GET these, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Frank!!! You're the BEST!!! Hugs Eppie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Frank - Funny, but you're going to hell. CharlieD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shineladysue Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 That's funny Frank, but Charlie D's comment REALLY cracked me up... sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 LOL Yep-- not sure which is funnier the joke or Charlie's commentary. Either way it's points for the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 We gonna have fun down there!! Lotsa company.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 Charlie,I got a special pass issued to me.I'm going to be staying in heaven playing golf,drinking beer,eating donuts and all kind of other neat stuff. But anytime I want to go down there and visit my friends and have fun doing evil things I am allowed to go. It's kinda sorta like a go back and forth thing anytime I want to. I'm also going to be allowed to stop and check in on and play tricks on all my living family and friends.COOL HUH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Frank - Could you make a copy of that pass and send it along? Think Cindi'O could probably use one also. Appreciate it. CharlieD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 hilarious. boys get funny points, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Thanks for getting my back, Charlie. I can definitely use one of those passes. love and kisses, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 This one is too funny Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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