CharlieD Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be." "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method." "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not." "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it." "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it." "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look." "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was............ God, I miss him!"......... "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're with the Government........This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Well Put. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Love this one, Charlie!!! Thanks for the good laugh today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ain't it the truth ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ain't that the truth!! Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Getting screwed by the government is not all it's cracked up to be. Just relying on personal experience. Somebody's got to tell her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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