mhutch1366 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Someone who has serious troubles right now sent this too me. May be risque. I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recce101 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 That's great! It's safely in my keep-for-sure file. Aloha, Ned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna G Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 That is sure a novel approach! Donna G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Love the way you think!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Me too ! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Suits me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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