Ann Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 We haven't had one in eons. For those of you who have never participated in one, it's very simple. Just add anything you'd like to the story and pass it on to the next poster. Don't be shy, it'll be fun. Just as the sun was going down, Billy got up from the dinner table and brushed the crumbs from his lap onto the floor. His faithful canine companion, Bootsy, gladly lapped up each and every crumb. Billy was so excited as tonight he was going out on the town to celebrate his divorce from Mary Lou. His first stop would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Kasey's Pub of course, but there was this Cow sitting in the only spot left in the parking lot so Billy Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 . . .went back home to get his faithful companion Bootsy, a border collie. Together, they went back to Kasey and Fred's Pub and herded the cow back to their farm. Afraid that the sheriff would charge him with theft, Billy . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 called Randy (whose name was on the cow's collar) to come and pick up his cow. Randy however.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 had other things in mind, the cow just happened to be standing in what he considered to be HIS parking spot at the pub so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Fred came outta the PUB and gave the cow the ultimatum........MOVE or.................. Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 be sliced up for steak dinner. Randy can serve the tenderloins at the steakhouse where he works. The only problem is beside the cow being Randy's pet is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Having the nerve to butcher it. So he decided to call up his hunting buddy ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyB Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 who was not GinnyB, the lady who had brought sloppy joes to the Pub the night before. However... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 If the cow faced a grim fate, Randy can not get a date. with out my cow, I have no Mate!!!! But would be oh so great, to have with all my friends, a good steak on a plate!! Click on the link for a special surprise From RandyW http://www.cowabduction.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RandyW Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Is this the end of the story?? What happened to Randy's Cow? Did she go an a rampage and mess up the Bar? Did she become filet and ribeyes and strip steaks oh my?? Did Billy and Bootsy escape unharmed? Will Mary Lou Reconsider the divorce?? Many unanswered questions, so stay tuned.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 next week for the ongoing saga of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Our Larry, will he call that woman... will that be his fate? Will his 9 children, 22 grandchilden and 5 greats let him... or will he have to wait... Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 when we last left Larry he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 sitting at the kitchen table, one hand on his forehead and the other hand gripped tightly around the handle of a large blue mug, filled with piping hot coffee. Larry thought...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 What the heck is going on i only wanted steak but got......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Pulled into this big mystery about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 ......how the heck Randy's cow got outside the Pub in the first place!!!! Then he remembered...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 That Mary Lou was waiting for him at . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 the child support office.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 where he has some serious explaining he had to do right away. Mary Lou had lots of questions about the children and Randy's cow!!! What was Larry to do??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 So, being the Larry we all know and love, he cracked a joke. But at that very moment......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Randy and his cow strolled in, both red faced with and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 when Randy looked up in the sky.... is that bird, a plane, no its Superman and he Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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