Connie B Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I darn near peeeeeed my pants when I read this! ENJOY! A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst trepidation he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings', and tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 too funny Connie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 LOL!!!! And I have a 15 year old boy!!!!! Thanks, Connie!! Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchurchi Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 This is why I am so very glad my sister is raising teenagers and not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Brings back fond memories of raising three boys, Connie!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet B Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 My son is the type of kid that would write that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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