jaminkw Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom. The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom-broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! ! ! !! ! 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' ............ ............ ............. Oh for goodness sake laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy these silly, cute and clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Besides, sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shineladysue Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Too cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric byrne Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Thanks Judy, you can really make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recce101 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 It's even funnier when you try to read it out loud! Ned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 I think I will move my outside broom inside - cause I need a new whisk broom.... LOL loved it. Annette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted November 3, 2010 Author Share Posted November 3, 2010 LOL Annette! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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