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What's the difference between a rabid rabbit and counterfeit currency?

One's a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elefino!

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Little kids don't EAT broccoli! :!:

How do you shoot a blue monster?

You use your blue monster gun.

How do you shoot a green monster?

Hold his nose until he turns blue and use your blue monster gun.

...and on to the TRUE groaners...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway!

How does a wet dog with no nose smell?

Pretty bad....

....and then there's those book titles:

"Fifty Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit and Betty Dont

"Rusty Bedsprings" by I. P. Nitely

"How to Make Money Through Litigation" by Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe

"Under the Bleachers" by I. Seymore Buttz

"Antlers in the Treetops" by Hugh Goosedamoose

Okay, I KNOW you guys can add to these....c'mon...I know I've forgotten some due to my advanced :roll: age....refresh my poor memory!

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You all are too much!!!

I'm laughing so hard I'm having trouble keeping to my chair.

My memory is shot, so not only can I not contribute, I'll likely be laughing at these same jokes next month...

Ah... the benefits of anaesthesia and medication.......

Thanks for a brightspot in a very gray day...

XOXOX

MaryAnn

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