Amy P Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Not having much time to show Frank how to put together a spreadsheet , I have very unscientifically (sp?) by looking at the first couple of pages of jokes and assigning a value of 1000 have come up with this score Men - 6,000 Women - 100,000 and I still have lots of jokes in the archives - Come on ladies let's make it a million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 The problem with your scorecard is that you need to understand the joke to assign point values, and being only a woman, how trustworthy can that be? Ducking, Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Oh, Curtis....you realize, THIS means war! (Now if I could only remember what computer my archived jokes are on...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 This is a re-post from 06/30 04. Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:47 am Post subject: Girls / Boys Total Joke Results for June 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The girls versus boys results are in for the month of June 2004.All jokes were graded from 1 to 5 pts.Grades were according to originality,& laughter.They were graded by a panel of 6 adults.Four women(all blonde) and two men (also blonde).The votes were tabulated and gaurded by the firm of Pinkerton,Pinkerton,and Brinks.The envelope please!!!!! AND THE WINNER IS!!!! GIRLS=72 and BOYS 68 The Girls win a close one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Curtis - How did you know that I was blonde - although not a true blond My defense is that I did understand the jokes but had to deduct from the men for a couple of groaners (Frank ) and had to add some bonus pts for the ladies...well just because we are special! Becky - Dig 'em up and let's show those boys who's funnier! Much Love to you all!!! Amy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Oh goodie, goodie gumdrops!!! We now have another man to pick on!! Well, Curtis.........you did bring this on yourself!!! "Thou shall not pick on women in this forum and get by with it"............surely that is written SOMEWHERE. If not, I just wrote it. The war is on........Becky is checking her archives. I feel for ya' Curtis.......really. Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyCW Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Whew... Becky's archived jokes file. Curtis & Frank, be careful what you ask for!!! (Becky, bring 'em on!) BeckyCW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 OK. Since you ladies declared war, I now have to hunt my archives too. Drats ...more work for me. You ladies just love to create more work for us men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Bruce, When you check the boards more closely this morning, you will see that Angie and I have been pretty busy--so you might just want to give up--cry "Uncle!"--. We have you hands down! Remember, you have to get up mighty early to beat us women. In this case the early bird has gotten the worm--WE WIN!!! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Have you ever heard the expression---" It ain't over till the fat lady sings " NO PUN INTENDED!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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