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Two lchelpers go camping in the deep woods


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Frank and Elaine went camping in the deep woods. They platonically shared a tent. Round about 8 PM, they heard noises, looked out and saw a huge brown bear. "Shhhh," says Frank. Elaine all but held her breath. They lifted the tent flap a quarter of an inch and peeked out. Bear tearing apart the SUV. Yanked the door off, tore out the seats, gave it a kick that left a dent... Bear approaching the cooler, bashed it on the ground until it busted, got out the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and scarfed them down. Bear coming closer, coming closer to the tent. Bear running his paw across the top, several razor thin slashes cut through the fabric. Frank started very quietly putting on his tennis shoes.

Elaine said, "Frank, you can't outrun that bear."

Frank said, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."

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