kimblanchard Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Frank and Elaine went camping in the deep woods. They platonically shared a tent. Round about 8 PM, they heard noises, looked out and saw a huge brown bear. "Shhhh," says Frank. Elaine all but held her breath. They lifted the tent flap a quarter of an inch and peeked out. Bear tearing apart the SUV. Yanked the door off, tore out the seats, gave it a kick that left a dent... Bear approaching the cooler, bashed it on the ground until it busted, got out the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and scarfed them down. Bear coming closer, coming closer to the tent. Bear running his paw across the top, several razor thin slashes cut through the fabric. Frank started very quietly putting on his tennis shoes. Elaine said, "Frank, you can't outrun that bear." Frank said, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Now Frank...Would you leave little ole Elaine behind for the bear?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I may be blonde, but I know if there's a bear outside my tent, I ain't puttin' on my sneakers. That flash you saw was me getting a head start on Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I only got as far as Frank and Elaine go camping and I died laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 That Elaine, she's sneaky, huh, FRANK?? FRANK?? Yogi! Spit out that FRANK! Whoa, Yogi's LAUGHING! I guess with all his jokes, FRANK TASTES funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Sorry Frank I am still riding around I my new Caddy that has ball holders with my cowboy hat on. Sorry I left you all alone with Elaine in the woods with bears. But hey, priorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Frank and Elaine Camping.....ROAR! I'm with Elaine....no stopping for tennis shoes for me. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 With all Frank's jokes, Frank doesn't taste "funny". In fact ol' Yogi has a bad case of indigestion. Can't you hear ol Yogi [Groan!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 The continuing saga of Elaine and Frank is killing me! Keep 'em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 It's OK. everyone,Me and Yogi are good friends from way back.It's really Elaine he's after.(and a cold bud lite) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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