teresag Posted October 9, 2004 Posted October 9, 2004 Translate: 1-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. 2-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. 3-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. 4-- A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles. 5-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally. 6-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony. 7-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles. 8-- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore. 9-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. 10-- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid. 11-- A revolving lathic conglomerate accumulates no diminutive claucous bryphitic plants. 12-- Scintillate, scintillate asteroid minific. 13-- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. 14-- Surveillance should precede saltitation. 15-- Freedom from incrustrations of grime is contiguous to divinity. 16-- It is futile to indoctrinate a super-annuated canine with innovative maneuvers. 17-- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled cooking container does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Quote
Debi Posted October 9, 2004 Posted October 9, 2004 Okay, I'm on my way out the door and can't get number 12..something about a star???!!! Not sure if 3 and 9 are right either!!! Anyway...good one!!! 1. All that glitters is not gold. 2. Where there's smoke, there's fire. 3. Beggars cant be choosers. (?) 4. Too many chefs spoil the broth. 5. Charity begins at home. 6. Dead men tell no tales. 7. People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. 8. The pen is mightier than the sword. 9. He who laughs last, laughs loudest (?) 10. Don't cry over spilled milk. 11. A rolling stone gathers no moss. 12. ???? 13. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 14. Look beforeyou leep 15. Cleanliness is next to Godliness 16. Can't teach an old dog new tricks. Quote
betplace Posted October 9, 2004 Posted October 9, 2004 1. All that glitters is not gold. 2. Where there is smoke there is fire. 3. ? 4. To many cooks in the pot spoil the brew. 5. ? 6. dead men don't lie? 7. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. 8. The pen is mightier than the sword. 9. ? 10. No use crying over spilt milk. 11. A rolling stone gathers no moss. 12. twinkle, twinkle, little star. 13. ? 14. ? 15. Cleanliness is next to godliness. 16. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 17. A watched pot never boils. I need help with the rest! Quote
betplace Posted October 9, 2004 Posted October 9, 2004 Debbie and I were doing this at the same time! I got what she didn't and she got the ones I couldn't! Quote
Frank Lamb Posted October 9, 2004 Posted October 9, 2004 You are all too bright for me. Guess I have a lot to learn. Quote
DeanCarl Posted October 10, 2004 Posted October 10, 2004 I am taking WAY too much vicoden to even TRY this! OUCH! Dean Quote
draiocht_bean_si Posted October 10, 2004 Posted October 10, 2004 3 alternative rock group from ny 9 laughs best Quote
teresag Posted October 12, 2004 Author Posted October 12, 2004 Kudos all around! (Even to those who knew better than to try!) For being first, Debi wins the all-expenses paid trip to the curb to take out her trash on the appropriate day this week and next, and forever afterwards. Betty wins the right to wear her own clothes every day, wherever she goes, for the rest of her life. And Tiny wins third prize: a lifetime subscription to the "Just for Laughs" forum! Yay!! A round of applause for all of our winners!! Quote
Debi Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 Jeesh Teresa... I thought I would at least get an indoor toilet for this... Quote
kimblanchard Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 You have to move to civilization before you can expect those kinds of amenities. Curtis Quote
draiocht_bean_si Posted October 12, 2004 Posted October 12, 2004 and whewre would civikixztion be Quote
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