Larry

This guy is not only a fantastic Ventriloquist but sing's really good.I agree he should win but no matter what he is a future big time talent....

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this. On your way home from work stop by at the local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure this is the brand-named thermometer you're purchasing. Proceed to your home, enter and lock the door behind you, lift the telephone receiver off the hook ... You DO NOT want to be disturbed. Change into comfortable, loose-fitting clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then open the package and remove the contents, carefully place the thermometer on the table or a surface where it will not be broken, chipped or cracked by mistake. Then unfold the instructional materials packaged with the thermometer and read in its entirety. Please remember to read even the small print sections ... THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS, and where you will find the following statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer manufactured by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested by one of our employees." Now . Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times. "I am so happy that I do not work in the Quality Control Section in the Thermometer Manufacturing Unit at Johnson & Johnson." Have a wonderful day today and remember... THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

I'm so sorry he is gone but GOD was so merciful in letting him Die as he did.I was fortunate in that my Wife was able to pass in a Painless way also.Sound's like him and i would have enjoyed being around each other......

Hey all since i've noticed on TV that this is Elvis Week or Month(not sure which) do you believe he is alive or Dead??? I've seen the so called picture's that are suppose to prove he was alive after his funeral and all i can say is to me it's wish full thinking....Yep he's dead...

"OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!" "OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.. "OLD" IS WHEN .... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN .... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today "OLD" IS WHEN .... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND "OLD" IS WHEN .... You are not sure these are jokes

Why not? easy money Cluck cluck cluck ....

My Doctor º¿º Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start? "The man replied, "When did what start?" I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: " Don't answer it." When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places. You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment and he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

I thought this might be fun and interesting,So how about it can you share about your famous or Speacial family member ancestor's........ I'll Start it off and tell you my Great Grand Mother on my Father's side was a distant cousin to Jesse Jame's Mother. And my GrandMother had memorbilia and Letter's written by Jesse Jame's to my Great Grand Mother.But now she has died and no one seem's to know what happened to the Letter's and other thing's or there just not talking.Then on my Mother's side the first Ancestor to come to America served as a Colonel under George Washinton during the Revolutionary War........

"MATH" >>A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the >>dining >>room table: To My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain >>needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. >>I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. >>Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly >>interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old >>secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.Please don't be upset - I shall be home >>before midnight. >> >>When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on >>the dining room table: >>My Dear Husband, >>I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 >>years old. >>I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 >>years old. >> >>As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.I would like to >>inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with >>Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. >>He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a >>successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will >>understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small >>difference: >> >>18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18!!! Therefore, I will >>not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Now i'm laughing......

poker....

Hey all sound's great and as soon as i retire i'll be on my way.........Larry(been Cruisin)

Prayer request Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift box wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!

Three men were getting ready to take there final question's before being sworn in as new American citizen's.There was Jose and Murphy and Dumbrowski.Well Murphy was called in first and after a bit he came out all smile's and shouting i'm and American, next Jose went in and while Dumbrowski was waiting his turn he asked Murphy how he knew the answer's to the question's to be asked.Well Murphy explained that he had written all the answer's in the band around his underwear and when ever they would ask a question he would mearly look down into his underwear band and read back the answer. Well Dumbrowski thought for a second and asked Murphy if he could wear his undershort's and Murphy being all happy about passing traded underwear with Dumbrowski. Well out came Jose all proud and happy and Dumbrowski went in next. The man at the desk first asked him what his name was and Dumbrowski told him.The man then asked Dumbrowski to tell him the reason why he wished to become a American and Dumbrowski proceeded to give his reason's. Then the Man tell's Dumbrowski that if he answer's the following 2 question's correctly he would swear him in as a American. The first question asked was Mr. Dumbrowski how many star's are there on the American flag. Well Dumbrowski shuffle's around and mumble's to him self and then remembered he had Murphy's underwear on with the answer's written in the band so he pull's out his pant's slightly so he could read the answer and quickly shout's out 38. No No Mr. Dumbrowski the answer is 50 but look if you answer this last and easiest of the Question's i'll go ahead and make you and American. Now here is my last Question and believe me every grade school child in America know's the answer.My question is who is called the Father of America,Dumbrowski get's a big grin on his face after checking the band in the underwear and with a triumphant shout of joy say's................Fruit of the Loom....

As for me....Davey Davey Crockett king of the wild frontier......

Jackie i've got a Joke just for YOU and just hope i write it down correctly.........Larry

Geez i am missed? Hey all it has been so hot here in western Kansas for over a week and all i can think of doing is getting home and enjoying the Air Conditioner.Now normally this warm spell would have not been all that noticeable but our long long drought was broken this spring and the summer up untill almost 2 week's ago had been really cool for around here with high's only in the lower 90's. I think Katie down thar in big D has had similar Weather.So yep i'm OK i hope and there is nothing going on between me and the LADY as i have not even seen her in a couple of week's. But i did go and trade my 4 door Dodge Dakota P/u off for a almost new PT Cruiser (beautiful metallic blue) so just in case the Lady want's to go Cruising.......Love you Guy's Larry...

Karen i have been through that feeling of hopelessness but thank's to my wife for her strenght and showing no fear of dying and trusting GOD's will i was able to deal with it all.Stay strong and remember not my will be done but your's...

Right handed..

From Hwy 54 turn south at Minneola Kansas on Hwy 283 and continue a few mile's and suddenly you drive down into what is called the Big Basin. Here you will see a sign pointing to Jacob's Well along with a history of it. It seem's that the well has never been known to go dry.Army Calvary Troop's,Indian's when on the Move and Cattle drive's were all norished by this well. Then you drive up a winding dirt road to the well and you are now looking down to the Big Basin where often Buffalo are Grazing.Then you realize how rugged our Pioneer's were and how resilient the native indian's were as tree's you will quickly notice are scarce.I hope you enjoyed your trip to a piece of little known America and what was once known as the great American Desert the Prairie....

Those were such great time's for us kid's but i suspect it was not so great for my parent's....

Did your Wife Smoke,You have how many Children(Yike's like there all adults now)...Are you really 66 (no i'm only 10...Geeeez)... Do you really believe all that Catholic stuff.This last one make's me want to just up and say what's it to you as believe it or not this question come's from Catholic's i know.....

Oh Mi God it's Kasey......

The biggest line of BS i ever laid on any Girl but what do you expect is not this story about a ........