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Larry

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  1. 66% dixie but ah shoot fire i did grow up in the SouthWest part of Phoenix where all the families who left Oklahoma during the great depression lived that settled in Arizona or at least the Phoenix area.
  2. I think in some way's it's now tougher but i believe the innocence of yesteryear were much better.So much less to worry about and so much less complaining about living in America.I honestly believe the culture of the 60's is what is dragging our country down today.Also our national and personal wealth has become our GOD in far to many way's.And it seem's like the more we have the more we complain and it just amazes me how the Children of our Ancestor's have changed into a Attitude of what can the Goverment do for me not as John F Kennedy asked what can i do for my country.Like me and another person were talking the other day as when we turned 17 or graduated from high school most of us joined the military as we felt it was our obligation to serve, and once out of the service we went on to colledge or marriage..But yes if Wealth and material thing's are what you feel make's your life better than yes the future is better....
  3. That the Cow showed up in the parking space so now where does this tale go..........
  4. What the heck is going on i only wanted steak but got.........
  5. How silly to ask such a Question as i was as pure as the driven snow and too poor to know the difference.I sorta got in trouble when i accidently while shooting a B B Gun shot my best friend in the eye.
  6. 1. If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children. 2. It's a very strange name they picked for "Social Security." For what they actually send you, you can't afford to be "social" nor can you really feel "secure." 3. Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one? 4. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 5. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 7. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day. 11. When you're swimming in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray! 12. A fine is tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 13. The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. 14. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 15. I wished the buck stopped here. I could use a few. 16. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  7. Good god Ann am i 80 already....
  8. Wow some great insight from all who have responded. Carleen in some way's i feel like she feel's but i feel alittle like everyone as said how they felt. What brought this question on was about a month ago the Church held a supper for those who had lost there spouse.I noticed that some were angry at God for taking there mate and other's were content and no longer felt they needed another in there live's.Some seemed to be still in shock or disbelief. The one's i really looked up to were those who honestly felt there mate was better off than them being as they believed they were with GOD.One lady in particular i admired lost her Husband when she was in her early 40's or mid thirthies and lived a Bonanza (tv show) life by keeping the ranch and raising her children but never remarried....But hey all keep the replies coming as i believe there is some great sharing here....
  9. Having the nerve to butcher it. So he decided to call up his hunting buddy ........
  10. Petti Coat Junction... If you wished upon a star make's no difference where you are....
  11. I was 33 and working a Pepsi Cola Route and happily married even tho we must of made alot of people think we fought and made up alot as we had 8 kid's by then....
  12. Larry

    She's gone

    Kelly i'm so sorry but after reading all the wonderful articles you wrote i feel as tho we all lost a wonderful person....
  13. Teri what a truly interesting and exciting life he lived. Only wish i had gotten to meet him and let me say Cheer's as Bill has gone onto his most exciting venture yet.....
  14. Go to Montana and Idaho........
  15. Larry

    6 affairs

    Those were Good and funny....
  16. http://home.att.net/~soloshideaway/697/age.htm
  17. In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
  18. Beverly Hillbillies.... OK try this one....I'm a Movin on up to the east side and gonna get a piece of the Pie...
  19. To those of you who have lost your mate or thinking if you ever lost your mate have you ever considered looking for another. Ann found or met another and seem's very happy so what about the rest of us. I'll answer first, no i have not sought out another but have met a few that were attractive.One in particular worth mentioning live's in a small town about 30 mile's from me that i find very attractive but i'm 13 year's older and that has held me back from letting my thought's out to her.But i would like to know her like's and dislike's as i see her where she work's maybe once a week and believe she might like me....
  20. Kasey i never got a chance to put this one on but it would have gone great with this list thank's to fred.The town is Named FUNK Nebraska and i have a brotherinlaw that live's there.But since were at J's i'll have Add >>>Johnson Ks<<<<
  21. I have'nt volunteered for any thing for a few year's but i did volunteer to help out in the amateur boxing club here and ended up doing it alone for most of twenty year's. I did have a very fine friend and lover of boxing help me out financially for many of those year's as without his help we would not have had a place to train. He passed away last spring and was a good Christian to boot his name was Pedro Falcon....
  22. Hey MaryAnn i was a poor kid and used a stick for a gun and horse so no fancy holster and hat for me... Now how about >>>>> YOUR HIT PARADE<<<< And one of the more entertaining TV preacher's to me of all time >>>ORAL ROBERT"S<<< Remember the put your right hand on the TV screen to be healed.......
  23. AHhhhhh so true so true.....
  24. Larry

    Arousal

    This was Good.......
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