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Larry

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  1. Home Depot Alert A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turnedout to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you pack the shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said "No" and instead will ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts putting her hands all over you,while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Again - please beware!!
  2. Personally i do not believe much of what any presidential candidate say's as they will say most anything to get your vote but few promises are ever Kept. I believe in action's not word's.(by there work's you shall know them).But i do applaud Lance Armstrong for attempting to bring more awareness to Cancer.Sad part about it is untill it's in our family most of us basically like to not think about it or face upto it.
  3. Just a good old fashion T Bone medium rare ......
  4. 33% female and 67% male...have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved .
  5. ANN ANN ANN Tsk TSk Tsk......
  6. But neer i never from Kasey's pub STRAY...
  7. And one thing there for certain a blessing will fall on thee>>>
  8. What a cruel Wife......
  9. Thought i'd ask this question as i just read in a Magazine that up to 25% of people interviewed said they did not believe in heaven or Hell but Hoped it was True. I'll start by saying that i'm not 100% certain(shame on my lack of faith)but hope it's real. I mean evil people should not be given a place in Heaven if they never regretted or repented for there choices,and those who suffered all they life's in poverty(through no fault of there own) and other bad and sad lives deserve a better place if they alway's no matter what tried to be kind loving and forgiving......
  10. Am still putting off getting rid of my wife's Clothing and her knitting supplies. It just make's me feel like i'm abandoning her and wanting to forget her.
  11. Kasey HAPPY BIRTHDAY but are you not a little young to be hanging out in the PUB......
  12. There is a verse in the Bible and i can not recall where but when a remark was made about something the answer given i thought is still so right for so many of us and that answer was>>>>This too shall pass<<<<.Your family right now is under so much strain and pressure that i feel that the infighting only amplifies everything else and pray that this too shall pass.......
  13. Thank's Ginny for sharing and i know the Duke was very Speacial as we all got to know him through you........Larry
  14. Larry

    Two Years!

    So good to hear from you and your new place sound's absolutely perfect.Start drinking that pomegranate juice for keeping the heart cleaned up and i know with your love your Son will do OK.......Larry
  15. 1.Silver Bullet 2.Ed Sullivan show 3.Route 66 4.To protect the innocent 5.The lion Sleeps tonite 6.Limbo 7.Chocolate 8.Louis Armstrong 9.Timex Watch 10.Fredie the free loader..God Bless 11.Draft card 12.Beatle and The BUG 13.Buddy holly,Big Bopper and Richie Valens 14.sputnick 15.Hula Hoop
  16. Larry

    Wishing

    What make's this so funny is in lot's of way's so truuuuue. I've told a few people that i never truly appreachiated what all my wife did untill she passed away......
  17. I too believe in Ghost,i've had some very scarry moment's and so far none i knew. But my Grandfather who was married for 44 year's to Grandma just as i was to my wife and my Wife passed at 62 and so did my Grandma.Well anyway my Grandpa had severe enphysymia and after my Grandma died he was having a bad spell and it had weakened him so much he was unable to reach his oxygen mask when all at once my Grandmother appeared to him and told him he would be OK.Almost as quickly as she said that the preacher from there Church came running into the House and helped Grandfather get his mask on and then after he was feeling better told him that something had woke him up and told him he needed to hurry as fast as he could to my Grandpa's house as he needed help.My Grandfather told him then of about my Grandmother appearing. And Ann if Dennis send's slower code i can maybe copy it for you so next time you hear it record it and send it to me........Larry (yes i'm a Ham radio op also)...
  18. Sharyn that was truly funny,but since you started the most embarassing moment i'll just share mine. Year's ago and a much younger man i had been out drinking too much on a saturday night. The next morning the wife insisted we go to Church(her idea of making me pay).Well about the middle of the Mass we were on our knee's praying when all at once i felt the God most awfull pressure to F--T. Well i was squeezing really hard to contain the beast when it was time to stand and just as i was raising up out it came in a most bolsterly loud fashion.It was a small Church and everyone turned and looked in my direction and would'nt you know it the little big mouthed kid setting behind us acclaim's in a loud Voice Mom that man stink's......
  19. Hey do you believe in Ghost or ever felt you've seen one???????
  20. > > A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big > "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. > > The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, > "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota." > > Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. > I'll come down after we close and see how you did." > > His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the > store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought > something from you today?" > > The kid says, "One." > > The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a > day. How much was the sale for?" > > The kid says "$101,237.65." > > The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" > > > The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. > > > Then I sold him a medium fishhook. > > > Then I sold him a larger fishhook. > > > Then I sold him a new fishing rod. > > > Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, > so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat > department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he > didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the > automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." > > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a > BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!" > > The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, > and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"
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