Frank Lamb Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Thats Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Oh, that military timing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Much appreciated by this military brat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Shoot, I had to come in here and check this out. When I saw the title of the post, I thought you were talking about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Very cute! Thanks for posting this one. gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 ROAR!!!!!! When my husband was in the service as a First Lt. I think some of his Captains etc used that line on some of us younger gals just to see if we would fall for it. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda661 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Good one, Frank -- I'd have fallen for it too! -- I wish I had the e-mail for a long-time military friend of mine back East....he'd love this one too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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