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SCRAMBLER The object is to try and guess the last persons scrambled word by looking at the letters provided for you and the word clue. Once you have unscrambled the last persons word, reply with your answer that you think it is, then think of a word yourself and post your word scrambled up along with a clue for the next person to guess. Play will continue like this. I'll Begin..... nmcnanoi Clue: Found in your kitchen spices

A tough old cowboy from Dillon, Montana, counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

A Gift for Teacher On the first day of school, the children brought Gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a Bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the Teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop And asked, "Champagne?. "No," said the little boy. "It's a puppy

Subject: BAPTIZING A BEAR A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go up to the Smokies, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So, I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.' Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, 'WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrassle. We wrassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.' They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

Guess what???? It's finally raining and I'm so happy. You should have seen all of us standing at the front office door, looking at the dark clouds and feeling those first drops of rain!!! Wow....I forgot how great raindrops can be!!! I felt like dancing in the rain.

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I can't believe this....it's now raining in Key West!!! It has literally been raining all around us and we're still bone dry. I think Lynn up in Titusville has probably even had showers. I'm sure Muriel has had rain and now, I hear that Judy's getting rain!!! What's up with this??? The weather this morning did say there's a tropical front on it's way and the projected path brings it either into South Florida or Central Florida. I'm saying prayers and doing rain dances in hopes that this storm hits Central Florida head on!!! My grass actually talks to me now....crunch....crunch....crunch. Other than being bone dry, it's a beautiful day here today. As with Judy. my allergies are driving me nuts. Between the oak pollen and the dust, my eyes are watering like crazy. I hope everyone is having a great day in your little corner of the world!!!

I would have to say my camera, so I could take pictures of all of us and have great memories to keep forever!!! Yes, Judy...up early and already at work!!! I think you're laptop idea is great!!!

I just had to share this with all of you. This was sent to me by our dear friend Lillian from this MB. MEN IN TRAINING

Ok guys, we all know we're getting ready to take a trip across the country with Becky Snowflake in her big bus. What is the one thing you will make sure is packed.....that one thing you wouldn't leave home without for this trip?

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I will absolutely be ready to relieve Becky Snowflake when she gets here. You guys may have to relieve her before your even get to me, as she will have driven so many hours to reach you. But, once we're all on that bus, Becky Snowflake will be all revived and ready to rock and roll. You know that it's going to be a real gabfest, with everyone wanting to talk at once.

Love it!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ..'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room.

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help. Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him. Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. She then noticed the back door was open. She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

Sounds like a plan to me!!! I'm all packed and ready to go. Muriel, get tough. Driving into Key West is absolutely beautiful and I really think Becky should pick up you and Lynn before we get Judy. Just makes common sense to me, as I truly believe "the more the merrier." Plus, people just have no idea how "wild" we Florida gals can be.

Becky Snowflake ... I just saw that post you made and I hope you're on your laptop while the big blue bus is pulled over beside the road !!! You just don't seem to understand how very anxious we all are to see you and to board that bus!!! So...come on and get big wheels rolling!!!

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