True story: Lucie is a chocoholic. Hershey's is her favorite. I saw a couple of T-shirts on the Hershey's website, with Hershey bars picture and cute slogans, so I ordered them for her. (Yes, I get chocolate for her all the time.)
Well, this morning we went out to get sandwiches for lunch. I bought Lucie a chocolate chip cookie. When we returned, there was a message on the phone. "Mr. Wood, I live down the street from you, and some candy you ordered has been delivered to my address by mistake." Well, I realized it must be the shirts and with the Hershey name on the package, she would figure it was candy. I said, "Many thanks. I will come get the package. By the way, it is not candy -- it is T-shirts." "Oh, my gosh", she says, "I put the package in the refrigerator!"
When I knocked on the door and she answered, I said, "I understand you have some 'cool" T-shirts for me!" We both had a good laugh.
P. S. Lucie liked the shirts and put one on right away.