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  1. OK Mr Ry,

    Lets make good use of this while David is in the hospital.

    Maybe if he sees what fun we are having maybe he will find a way to escape :):):):).

    She was so blonde that at the bottom of the application

    where it says "sign here"......... she put "Capricorn"

    A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.

    As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in

    excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.

    She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the word not allowed-pit hears the

    noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts 'BE SILENT!'.

    There was pin-drop silence every where and everybody is looking at the

    blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment

    and all of a sudden started shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'.

    Did you hear about the blonde that thought that Taco Bell was the

    Mexican Phone Company?

    A beggar walked up to a blonde shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,

    "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said,

    "God, I wish I had your willpower."

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

    A: Gifted!

    Q: How do blonde brain cells die ?

    A: Alone.

    Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

    A: Artificial intelligence.

    Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

    A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

    Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievement?

    A: An IN-body experience!

    Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

    A: After a dye job.

    Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

    A1: She'd just dyed her hair.

    A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around

    too much.

    Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

    A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

    Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

    A: You can park in the handicap zone.

    Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

    A: Humpme Dumpme.

    Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

    A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

    Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

    A: It takes too long to retrain them.

    Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

    A: There's white-out on the screen.

    Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

    A: There's writing on the white-out.

    Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

    A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering

    what she did with her pencil.

    Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading

    her nametag) ?

    A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

    Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

    A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

    A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

    Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

    A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9....

    Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

    A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

  2. For those of you that are free at 7:30 PST (9:30 CST..10:30 EST) tomorrow morning, lets all pray for Karen at the same time. The Bible tells us in Matthew 18:20

    For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. I know this is not the Spiritual Forum but hope no one minds me posting this here.

    Bruce

  3. Just wanted to let everyone know that I am having my CT scan of the Chest - Abdomen area Monday. I have not had one in 6 months now. It will be a year in June that I had surgery. Would like to ask that everyone pray for a good report. I won't know until Apr 13 :( about the results. Will post as soon as I know.

    Bruce

  4. Thanks Ray. I am sure your son will remember this for years to come. Take care and God Bless.

    Bruce

    Matthew 18 : 20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. (KJV)

  5. Gosh MO. I thought I was the only one that had plates. :lol::lol::lol::lol: . Anyway as the others have suggested, ask Dr for prescription mouthwash. Malox or Mylanta worked for me.

    Bruce

  6. Way to go Ry. I knew you would find a way to escape the joint. Welcome home and back to the board. See you tomorrow night...unless you skip out on the party to TP yards. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

  7. The death of Judy and Becky, as well as others lately, have really touched me. It makes one wonder when will the disease come to an end. I have also been wondering about some of our members. Bob how are you?

    Bruce

  8. I also had the same terms as Cindy. However, if you have income from work (even 60%) if it is more than 800.00 per month then you are not disabled for that month. In other words your short term disability from work can be below 800.00 and you are considered disabled for that month. The way they explained it to me, you could have 800.00 per month income from any source and they could process your claim. If you have more than 800.00 then your 6 month starts when you drop below that. This was 2003 figures and may have changed for 2004. Hope I did not confuse you.

  9. John,

    Tell Rochelle that we can't have her skipping out on us like this. She will be in my Prayers to get well and back here wher she is needed. The nurses don't need her at the hospital.

    Bruce

  10. I agree with everyone else response. I think stage 4 is automatic. You may have to stay on them if they give you trouble. Some have to get their Congressman involve but don't think you will at stage 4. Norme will tell you more later I am sure.

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