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David A

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  1. Great attitude David. Just know you have the worlds largest cheerleading squad rooting for you. I actually told a friend of mine if she quit smoking I would find a cheerleading outfit and wear it for her to cheer her on( I'd put it on for you and all our family here to if I thought it would free us of this nasty disease Lung cancer) , so far the cigarettes are winning with her, but I haven't lost hope always share how much and for how long I smoked and she can do it, I try not to be negative just let her know that their is freedom from cigarettes. We love ya David, Your Brother in more then just names, David A
  2. welcome back Cindy hyou have been missed. Sorry to hear about your 18 year old , heres hoping she comes to her senses, I was probably a punk boyfriend at one time!. Wow a Dell so cool, I miss that guy on the dell commercials too bad he had to smoke those crooked cigarettes(pot).
  3. David A

    The Michigan Bash!

    Katie I am closest to Detroit Metro airport, about 15-20minutes away I'm willing to pick you up and take you to the party. let me know
  4. David A

    Excuse me ~~

    Not acceptable as the others have said
  5. Top 8 morons of 2003 1. AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas, Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just wouldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket (hellllllooooooo!) 8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!) Last summer, on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted over to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Does any one else find it frightening that the majority of these took place in California??
  6. David A

    The Michigan Bash!

    gotta keep kicking up the post for all the yankees!
  7. Berisa, You have a beautiful name, to go with your inner and outer beauty, Isadora is beautiful.
  8. Joni, please accept my condolences on the loss of Robert. I pray that you have peace and also your children and family
  9. David A

    shelley

    Me fourth Shelly. You got my prayers coming from the great lakes state
  10. Mine is real boring too. my name is David, my middle name is Arley(very unique name, my maternal grandfathers name) hence DavidA I've had many nicknames in my life starting with funny feet due to having slight birth defect when born to Hoppingtoad(last name is Hopkins), toad, frog,Downerdave(in high school) , Odin, Dave Odin, toad odin, Bigdave, Crazydave, B.U.M.F. to name a few. Fun to hear everyones reason for nicknames
  11. David A

    The Michigan Bash!

    kickin up the post
  12. A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence! A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."
  13. David A

    The Michigan Bash!

    David C there will be lots of nuts there believe me. Me I always liked oregano inmy brownies or is it something that looks like oregano , sometimes I forget.
  14. I'm so sorry for your loss. I wish you peace at this time.
  15. TeeTaa, wishing the very best for Terry. Pain sucks ,I know I hope he gets it under control.
  16. David A

    Energy

    Hey Ray and others my onclogist presribed a drug called provigil for me, it works very well for me the only problems is that my insurance will not pay for it, it isn't real expensive about $200.00 a month so I take it on days when I want more energy whilst I appeal the insurance companys decision. I haven't noticed any side effects.
  17. Jamie , I am the moderator here, don't tick me off, lol. Good Joke!
  18. David A

    The Michigan Bash!

    are we having any brownies with special ingrediant?
  19. wow Heather did you make that up.
  20. Jamie , Quite obviously you werent there in the pysedelic 70's, free love, loud music, lousy cars, polyester lesiure suits, big bell bottoms, polyester, platform shoes(women and men), and the ever stinking lousy disco music.. Those were my days I wish I remembered more about them, but a lot of it is a blur. A lot og "That 70's Show" is quite accurate forme except we had much better drugs.
  21. Did Karen have to pay your bail?
  22. thats great new Tina, Go Charlie Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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