CharlieD Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Wee Irish Daughter An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? " The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute.. "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother this gold Rolex and for ye daddy the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! -- Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said 'a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 This one is priceless!!! I will definitely have to remember this one!!! Thanks so much for the laugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 funny, Charlie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchurchi Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Being the good Irish Catholic girl I am, I found this very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Cute one Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Thanks for making me smile, I needed that. Hugs, Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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