Tami Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1 . Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? 2 . Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3 . Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... 6. Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8 . Full Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .. 10. Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate. Happy Holidays... Tami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Very good. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I love this! I made copies of this and passed it around the office. I can tell you that there are some of my co-workers that definitely should be singing some of these songs....to the top of their lungs...lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 So Good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Got to copy this one and send it on. Too funny. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I'm sharing this with all the gerontology nurses in my office, especially this one! 11. Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe Thanks! - teresa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvillella Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Thanks for the Laugh. Each day I look forward to what everyone thinks is funny and this one blew me away. Ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Good One Tammy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylee_38 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Funny... I know a few people who should be singing some of these songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchurchi Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I think Alan was all of these while on Decadron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I sent this to all the therapist's in our office. They loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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