Ann

What absolutely beautiful babies they are!!!! Andrea, you and Brian are going to be wonderful parents and both of you are so deserving of all the joys these babies will bring!!! God Bless!!!

What is the first food you think of when you see the word "YUMMY" ???

I, too have thought so often about Cindi. I do hope that someone has some news. I was keeping in touch with her by telephone until she moved. I pray things are well for her.

((((Kelly)))) I know your Mom was so very proud of you and your determination to succeed. I'm sure she was also proud of that little guy, marching proudly in the parade.

I have this plastic spoon/fork that's great for sccoping up things like potato salad. It has one of the middle "fork" sections broken and needs to be tossed but I keep hanging on to it. It wasn't expensive and I'm sure I could replace it for a couple of bucks but there's just something about this spoon that seems so comfortable...lol!

What is one thing you own that really needs to be thrown away but you keep hanging on to?

Thanks, Becky Sunshine!!! I didn't know this was an Oprah quote. I just love it.

Now this is a guy with a real sense of humor!!! This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy b*stard) sex: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, would I be applying here in the first place? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb****y blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

I love this...... A lot of people want to ride in the limo with you but only a real friend wants to ride in the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

I've really cut down on the number of magazines I subscribe to, as I don't seem to have time to read them all. But...I still subscribe to these. Southern Living Cooking With Paula Deen Taste of Home Family Handyman Time Better Homes and Gardens Cure

How many magazines do you subscribe to? Which ones?

Q: Are you generally the first to extend your hand to shake anothers, or do you let the other person be the first?

Lori....I'm so very proud of you and feel so priviliged to be one of your LC friends.

Such an exciting day for you and Brian. I just can't wait for an update and am praying that everything goes picture perfect!!! Lord knows you deserve all the happiness that life can possibly bring and I'm sure these babies will make that happen.

Do you have any friends whose home you can enter without having to knock?

I think I would love to be a chimpanzee. They are cute and funny, yet full of personality and everyone seems to love them.

Cry Me A River

If you could be a wild animal, which one would you choose to be?

Subject: Final Exams At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to State College until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends, but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written.... For 95 points: Which tire? _________

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying... "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Song Title with one word (at least) from the song posted before your post .... As in: Post number 1, Rock Around the Clock~(you can name artist) ....... Post number 2, Rock of Ages~ The only words that don't count are: a, and, the. Okay I'll start: Love Me Tender - Elvis Presley

What is the absolute silliest thing you have ever done?

Here in Florida, I tend to have the same bedding for summer and winter. When the temperature drops a bit, I just throw a blanket on the bed. When I lived in Tennessee, I hhad flannel sheets for winter.

Nick...it's been four and a half years since I lost Dennis and there are still times that I'm very angry. At the times I'm angry, I have to stop and try to sort out my feelings and figure out just who I'm really angry at! Sounds like a strange thing to say, especially after this length of time, but those of us that have lost a loved one know the feeling. I'm thinking of you and saying prayers.

I'm so very sorry for your loss. Please remember that we care and are here for you, should you need to talk.