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  1. I am so sorry to read this Kristi. You and your family are in my prayers. Peace and comfort to you. Denise
  2. Thinking about you Sandra and prayinfg that you are okay. ((((Sandra)))) Denise
  3. Prayers said Deb. Adding that my friends husband is also an 11+ year survivor and thats without surgery. My BIL is also an 8 yr survivor with surgery. Denise
  4. Fabulous news Bud. I am thrilled for you guys. Denise
  5. Happy Birthday Bruce. Enjoy your day. Denise
  6. OMG!! I am in total shock. She just posted last month. I am so saddened by this news. My condolences to her family and friends. Denise
  7. How sweet is that. Thanks. ((((Michelle))))) Denise
  8. I'm so sorry for your loss Debra. My prayers and condolences are with you and your family. Denise
  9. Well not really. He's still a little midget. But he's my midget. Yeah!! I'm outside. Hey, what's this green stuff? Oh, I think I see a bug. I'm flying!! Me and Grandma.
  10. Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency... Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty... Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING!
  11. Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week orso, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Samwas very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?' Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?' 'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' .. 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
  12. CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
  13. WOO HOO!!! I want to cry happy tears. What a fighter he is. Denise
  14. Tom had a blood clot too but his was found on the first scan after treatment was completed. His is in his thoraci aorta. He was put on plavix as he refused coumadin. That was about a year ago. He remains on the plavix and the latest scan shows it is still there but much much smaller. Glad to hear that Bill is back home. (((((Barb))))) Denise
  15. Mornin all. Judy I hope your eye starts to feel better soon. Yesterday at work it was a 3 birthday day. My boss, the GM and the owners wife literally have the same birthday. We had a little party for them and our QC person made 3 pans of home made lasagna w/garlic bread. We also had ceasar salad and garden salad and another co-worker bought in a cake. We also had fresh bagels and creamcheese for breakfast. I think I gained 5 pounds yesterday. Have a great day. Denise
  16. ((((Michelle)))) I know how you feel on that one. Tom has a blood clot in his thoracic aorta that was found on the first ct after treatment was done. That was a year ago and he takes plavix daily and they monitor it. Like I said. That was a year ago and he is still here. The word here is suspect. Don't let it worry you too much until it is time to worry. I will keep you both in my prayers. Denise
  17. (((((Deb))))) My thoughts and prayers are with you, Stan and Pati's family. Denise
  18. Mornin All It's definitely been a while since I came to air. Good luck with the dentist Judy I will be praying that you get great scans as well. It has been some crazy times here. Tom got his stellar report. Vivienne has a ragioing infection from her LEEP. Mylers has become a screamer and crys a lot. Jayla will be going in the hospital on Monday for and inpatient 24-48 hours EEG to reevaluate her epilepsy. After 2 1/2 years of treatment they are now saying that is not sure what she has as her seizures are pretty non specific. Last but not least I found my new sister on facebook last night. We are now facebook friends. Facebook is very new to me and I am still trying to figure it all out. Well off to work I go. Have a great day all. Denise
  19. I am so sorry to hear this news. You and your family have my sincere sympathies. Hugs and prayers to you all. Denise
  20. CT shows stable with mild improvement. On 1/29/08 Tom was diagnosed as Stage IV NSCLC Squamous cell. He had both lymph node and liver involvement. It has been 13 months and 2 days since the last chemo and radiation treatments and he remains stable. Whoda thunk? 18 months, 2 weeks and 6 days and still ticking. He is a miracle man. Denise
  21. Flyman35

    Thom Harmon

    Oh Jean. My heart breaks for you. I am so sorry. Please accept my sincere condolences. My thoughts and prayers are with you and you family. Denise
  22. I just got a call from my 40 yr old sister that I never met! She was messing around on the internet and somehow ended up with me. We share the same father. I haven't seen my father since I was 4 and I am turning 46 this year. I can't believe it. She sounds so nice and sweet. We talked for over an hour. OH MY GOD!! My head is reeling. Denise
  23. Well Viv and I are off this morning to have her LEEP procedure done. Keep your everything crossed. Denise
  24. Flyman35

    Happy Day!

    WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU THEN!!!! ENJOY YOUR SPECIAL DAY!! Denise
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