Mr Ry

We all know how good it feels. I know how you are enjoying this. It is good to see that you are home.

Jackie the ribs must be better. I got a good laugh out of that one.

Oh those broken ribs really hurt, especially when you laugh. So, Jackie you had better stay out of the just for laughs forum for a while.

Way to go TAnn. Stable feels sooo good.

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Thank you Maryanne, everyone who has posted and any that may post on this thread. It was and still is a great birthday. I got great birthday presents. We just got back from having a birthday dinner with friends. Do not be bothered with the belated birthday. I like birthdays that last as much as a week. John

I fixed it so you can just click on the link. The problem was the < & > on each end of the link. John

Good one Frank, It is the winner for the month, unless the women come up with a better one. The chances are slim they will.

Ginny's reason and a couple more more. Being a b----, once a month, and child birth, never not even on a good day. This is why I love women, and want to be want I am. John

Well, I am doing it now, a Potter. I wish I had a little more energy, but this is still great.

toast(ed) brain

Minne was put in over my left lung. It rested right where my seat belt goes, if I am driving. It was annoying for a while but eventually went away. Boy, do not forget the cream at least for the frist several infusions. You will never feel a thing. I have had mine 3.5 years.

Yippee Cindi! I'll go back to the pub and come up with another rhyme.

I was an ambulance driver and attendant. If there was snow storm and there many where I lived, expecting mothers always went in to labor.

I was the first.

I got a couple right. I must have the brain of a four year old.

Frank, You are one of the great ones. I am glad you have been able to share so much. Your friend John.

Well at least Harold had a couple of strokes before the end.

Yes, she is wonderful. We are all lucky to have her, and I am the luckiest, by far. Cindi it has been hard for me on the "When she speaks I listen." I do listen but you will never convince her of that.

Cindi, So glad things are looking up. Any small step towards normal is great. Gee a walker with a seat! Does it have a drink holder too?

Cindi, So glad things are looking up. Any small step towards normal is great. Gee a walker with a seat! Does it have a drink holder too?

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says.? Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and rub me down. No, wait, I then said, I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

Molson Canadian with a Gentleman Jack chaser.

Letterman's Top Ten Reasons that Golf Is Better Than sex #10 - A below par performance is considered damn good. #9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7 - Foursomes are encouraged. #6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5 - Three times a day is possible #4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. #3 - If you live in Florida or Arizona, you can do it almost every day. #2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. .......and best of all............... #1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace