During class a teacher trying to teach good manners,
Asks the students.
Michael, if you were on a date having supper with a
nice young lady. How would you tell her you had to
go to the bathroom?
Just a minute I have to pee. That would be rude and
impolite !! What about you Peter,how would you say
it? I am sorry but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back. Thats better but its
still not polite to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.
And you little Johnny,are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us your good manners?
I would say darling,may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine,whom I hope you'll get to meet after
dinner.
The teacher fainted !!!