Teacake Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 There were three guys walking on the beach and found a magic lantern. Of course they picked it up and stroked it. A giant genie popped out and said "I normally grant 3 wishes to 1 person but since there are 3 of you, you'll each get 1 wish". He asked each in turn what their wish was: first guy "I want to be 10% smarter." Poof! He was 10% smarter. The second guy: "I want to be 50% smarter!" Poof! He was 50% smarter. Third guy: "I want to be 100% smarter than these other two guy put together." Poof! He was a woman. Fran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Fran John and Frank are going to have to buy a calculator to keep track of all us women's joke points!!!!!!! We need the kind that has the tape, cos I don't trust them and I certainly don't trust them to add them up in their heads! Or better yet, they should be required to submit a spreadsheet at the end of each month!!!! That way we can keep a close eye and refer back to the board. Are you listening Board of Directors????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Love it! I think that one should earn a few bonus points for us girls. Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Cha-ching!!!!! Peggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Fran,Yep,another good one for the ladies.Geez!!!! Elaine,Spreadsheets?????Ijust learned to copy &paste.Holy smokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylee_38 Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Thanks, Fran! I loved it. Now, Frank, I guess we'll give you credit for learning to copy and paste. You get no points, but I will give you credit! Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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