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  1. Dennis Keith King June 10, 1952 - December 15, 2002 The day I lost you the lighted path became dimmer, the music lost its melody and a part of me died with you. You were, are and will always be the love of my life. Others may follow but none will compare. Till we someday meet again, I will hold the memory of our love deep within my heart and cherish each minute of the 25 years God "loaned" you to me. Love...Ann
  2. What is the real song title? Following are traditional Christmas songs defined by an unusual phrase. See if you can figure them out. Here is a clue. CHALKY FESTIVAL --- Answer: WHITE CHRISTMAS US TRIPLET RULERS --- Answer: could this one be we three kings of orient r? K.O. THE CORRIDORS --- Answer: ZERO HOLIDAY CONIFER --- Answer: CATCHY ALARMS --- Answer: ZERO-DECIBEL DARKNESS --- Answer: A MINUSCULE METROPOLIS OF STEEL --- Answer: WEE TAPPING TOT --- Answer: HEY-MAN, THE TRIBUNE PIXIES HARMONIZE --- Answer: A DOZEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF THE FESTIVAL --- Answer: #1 ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ --- Answer: DETERGENT IN THE GALAXY --- Answer: POSSESSING ID WEDS A TINY NOEL --- Answer: THE ARRIVAL WAS AT THE STROKE OF 12 NATURALLY --- Answer: FAR OFF IN THE FEED BIN --- Answer: ARE WE BOTH GETTING THE SAME VIBES? --- Answer: NO SWISS CHEESE MOONTIME --- Answer: A SIGH BECKONS EVERY BELIEVER --- Answer: MANY ASPIRE ONE A GLEEFUL EVENT --- Answer: BRIDGING THE GAP AND TUNNELING THE TREES --- Answer: You will find the answers by clicking on the link and Choosing Option 6 <"href=http://www.ccm4us.org">
  3. Mine would have to be A Christmas Story. This was also Dennis's favorite movie. He grew up in New York City and could always relate to this movie, as the timeline would have been about when he was a kid. His mom used to always wrap him and his little brother up in those layers of clothes and then put the snowsuits on them. He said he used to feel like a snowball. Oh, he also had a classmate that put his tongue on an icy flagpole, just like the kid in the movie.
  4. What is your favorite Christmas movie?
  5. I'm with Maryanne. I love White Christmas by Bing Crosby!!! It makes me think of my childhood and all the magical Christmas times. PS...My Dennis loved Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. See...told you he was a hoot!
  6. Some reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man: Men can’t pack a bag. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened…having to be seen with all those elves. Men don’t answer their mail. Men would refuse to allow their physiques to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly." Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them. Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical characters are men… Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
  7. Welcome to our family, Barbara and Bill. You're going to just love all of the great folks you meet from this board. Some of us have lots of great information and others of us just give great big hugs! So, just yell if you need either!
  8. Merry Christmas, Karen! Thanks for making me cry over good news!!! God bless!
  9. Brian, I agree that this is one helluva way to be "inducted" into our wonderful family here at LCSC. I am so very glad that you let us know this news about our friend Joanie. One heck of a gal you have there. Be sure and take very special care of her and let her know we're thinking of her and saying lots and lots of prayers.
  10. Beautiful, Sharyn. Thanks for sharing it with us.
  11. What is your very favorite Christmas song?
  12. What a wonderful early Christmas present. I am so happy for you and your mom!
  13. Karen, Ive been thinking of you and praying things are better!
  14. So glad you got everything started and found out it wasn't a terrible experience for you. I'm so relieved for you. I think the worry, waiting and anticipation of anything is usually the worst part! So glad you're now past all that. Just kick back, relax and enjoy those movies!
  15. Heartfelt prayers and hugs for our Beth during this difficult day!
  16. Ann

    Karen335 to 2000

    Yeah, Karen. Thanks so much for all your support here! Keep those posts coming in our direction!
  17. I'm with Tina on this one. GO COLTS!!!! I have been a Colts fan ever since Peyton Manning left the University of Tennessee, which happens to be my alma mater. I met Peyton once at a booster breakfast at UT and was so impressed with his down-to-earth attitude and have been a big fan ever he went with the Colts!
  18. This is fantastic, wonderful and be sure to get a box of Kleenex, prior to reading. This is the true spirit of Christmas The Filling Station The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. He had no decorations, no tree, no lights. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas; just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. There were no children in his life. His wife had gone. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, George, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the space heater and warm-up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy. I'll just go" "Not without something hot in your belly." George turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty. Stew. Made it myself. When you're done there's coffee and it's fresh." Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right back," George said. There in the driveway was an old 53 Chevy. Steam was rolling out of the front. The driver was panicked. "Mister can you help me!" said the driver with a deep Spanish accent. "My wife is with child and my car is broken." George opened the hood. It was bad. The block looked cracked from the cold; the car was dead. "You ain't going in this thing," George said as he turned away. "But mister. Please help...." The door of the office closed behind George as he went in. George went to the office wall and got the keys to his old truck, and went back outside. He walked around the building and opened the garage, started the truck and drove it around to where the couple was waiting. "Here, you can borrow my truck," he said. "She ain't the best thing you ever looked at, but she runs real good." George helped put the woman in the truck and watched as it sped off into the night. George turned and walked back inside the office. "Glad I loaned em the truck. Their tires were shot too. That 'ol truck has brand new tires........" George thought he was talking to the stranger, but the man had gone. The thermos was on the desk, empty with a used coffee cup beside it. "Well, at least he got something in his belly," George thought. George went back outside to see if the old Chevy would start. It cranked slowly, but it started. He pulled it into the garage where the truck had been. He thought he would tinker with it for something to do. Christmas Eve meant no customers. He discovered the block hadn't cracked, it was just the bottom hose on the radiator. "Well, I can fix this," he said to himself. So he put a new one on. "Those tires ain't gonna get 'em through the winter either." He took the snow treads off of his wife's old Lincoln. They were like new and he wasn't going to drive the car. As he was working he heard a shot being fired. He ran outside and beside a police car an officer lay on the cold ground. Bleeding from the left shoulder, the officer moaned, "Help me." George helped the officer inside as he remembered the training he had received in the Army as a medic. He knew the wound needed attention. "Pressure to stop the bleeding," he thought. The laundry company had been there that morning and had left clean shop towels. He used those and duct tape to bind the wound. "Hey, they say duct tape can fix anythin'," he said, trying to make the policeman feel at ease. "Something for pain," George thought. All he had was the pills he used for his back. "These ought to work." He put some water in a cup and gave the policeman the pills. "You hang in there. I'm going to get you an ambulance." George said, but the phone was dead. "Maybe I can get one of your buddies on that there talk box out in your police car." He went out only to find that a bullet had gone into the dashboard destroying the two way radio. He went back in to find the policeman sitting up. "Thanks," said the officer. "You could have left me there. The guy that shot me is still in the area." George sat down beside him. "I would never leave an injured man in the Army and I ain't gonna leave you." George pulled back the bandage to check for bleeding. "Looks worse than what it is. Bullet passed right through 'ya. Good thing it missed the important stuff though. I think with time your gonna be right as rain." George got up and poured a cup of coffee. "How do you take it?" he asked. "None for me," said the officer. "Oh, yer gonna drink this. Best in the city." Then George added: "Too bad I ain't got no donuts." The officer laughed and winced at the same time. The front door of the office flew open. In burst a young man with a gun. "Give me all your cash! Do it now!" the young man yelled. His hand was shaking and George could tell that he had never done anything like this before. "That's the guy that shot me!" exclaimed the officer. "Son, why are you doing this?" asked George. "You need to put the cannon away. Somebody else might get hurt." The young man was confused. "Shut up old man, or I'll shoot you, too. Now give me the cash!" The cop was reaching for his gun. "Put that thing away," George said to the cop. "We got one too many in here now." He turned his attention to the young man. "Son, it's Christmas Eve. If you need the money, well then, here. It ain't much but it's all I got. Now put that pee shooter away." George pulled $150 out of his pocket and handed it to the young man, reaching for the barrel of the gun at the same time. The young man released his grip on the gun, fell to his knees and began to cry. "I'm not very good at this am I? All I wanted was to buy something for my wife and son," he went on. "I've lost my job. My rent is due. My car got repossessed last week..." George handed the gun to the cop. "Son, we all get in a bit of squeeze now and then. The road gets hard sometimes ... but we make it through the best we can." He got the young man to his feet, and sat him down on a chair across from the cop. "Sometimes we do stupid things." George handed the young man a cup of coffee. "Being stupid is one of the things that makes us human. Comin' in here with a gun ain't the answer. Now sit there and get warm and we'll sort this thing out." The young man had stopped crying. He looked over to the cop. "Sorry I shot you. It just went off. I'm sorry officer." "Shut up and drink your coffee." the cop said. George could hear the sounds of sirens outside. A police car and an ambulance skidded to a halt. Two cops came through the door ... guns drawn. "Chuck! You ok?" one of the cops asked the wounded officer. "Not bad for a guy who took a bullet. How did you find me?" "GPS locator in the car. Best thing since sliced bread. Who did this?" the other cop asked as he approached the young man. Chuck answered him, "I don't know. The guy ran off into the dark. Just dropped his gun and ran." George and the young man both looked puzzled at each other. "That guy works here," the wounded cop continued. "Yep," George said. "Just hired him this morning. Boy lost his job." The paramedics came in and loaded Chuck onto the stretcher. The young man leaned over the wounded cop and whispered, "Why?" Chuck just said, "Merry Christmas, boy. And you too, George, and thanks for everything." "Well, looks like you got one doozy of a break there. That ought to solve some of your problems." George went into the back room and came out with a box. He pulled out a ring box. "Here you go. Something for the little woman. I don't think Martha would mind. She said it would come in handy some day." The young man looked inside to see the biggest diamond ring he ever saw. "I can't take this," said the young man. "It means something to you." "And now it means something to you," replied George. "I got my memories. That's all I need." George reached into the box again. A toy airplane, a racing car and a little metal truck appeared next. They were toys that the oil company had left for him to sell. "Here's something for that little man of yours." The young man began to cry again as he handed back the $150 that the old man had handed him earlier. "And what are you supposed to buy Christmas dinner with? You keep that, too. Count it as part of your first week's pay." George said. "Now git home to your family." The young man turned with tears streaming down his face. "I'll be here in the morning for work, if that job offer is still good." "Nope. I'm closed Christmas day," George said. "See ya the day after." George turned around to find that the stranger had returned. "Where'd you come from? I thought you left?" "I have been here. I have always been here," said the stranger. "You say you don't celebrate Christmas. Why?" "Well, after my wife passed away I just couldn't see what all the bother was. Puttin' up a tree and all seemed a waste of a good pine tree. Bakin' cookies like I used to with Martha just wasn't the same by myself and besides ... I was getting a little chubby." The stranger put his hand on George's shoulder. "But you do celebrate the holiday, George. You gave me food and drink and warmed me when I was cold and hungry. The woman with child will bear a son and he will become a great doctor. The policeman you helped will go on to save 19 people from being killed by terrorists. The young man who tried to rob you will become a rich man and share his wealth with many people. That is the spirit of the season and you keep it as good as any man." George was taken aback by all this stranger had said. "And how do you know all this?" asked the old man. "Trust me, George. I have the inside track on this sort of thing. And when your days are done you will be with Martha again." The stranger moved toward the door. "If you will excuse me, George, I have to go now. I have to go home where there is a big celebration planned." George watched as the man's old leather jacket and his torn pants turned into a white robe. A golden light began to fill the room. "You see, George, it's My birthday. Merry Christmas." ~Author Unknown I'v never been surprised by God's judgement, but I'm still stunned by His grace...
  19. Karen, sorry to hear Ken is having these drug related issues. I know that the doctor prescribed something that worked like a charm for Dennis but can't remember the name of it to save my life. Maybe someone else will come to your rescue on this one. As for the irritation, I found that regular cornstarch can help to some extent. It seems to dry and soothe. Praying things are better. Call me if there is anything you need. I'm just a hop and skip away.
  20. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips Were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care In hopes that my thighs would forget they were there. While Mama in her my girdle and I in chin straps Had just settled down to sugar-borne naps. When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash Tore open the icebox then threw up the sash. The marshmallow look of the new-fallen snow Sent thoughts of a binge to my body below. When what to my wandering eyes should appear: A marzipan Santa with eight chocolate reindeer! That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick I knew in a second that I'd wind up sick. The sweet-coated santa, those sugared reindeer, I closed my eyes tightly, but still I could hear On Pritzker, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS A Weight Watcher dropout from sugar detox. From the top of the scales to the top of the hall Now dash away pounds now dash away all. Dressed up in Lane Bryant from my head to nightdress My clothes were all bulging from too much excess. My droll little mouth and my round little belly They shook when I laughed like a bowl full of jelly. I spoke not a word but went straight to my work Ate all of the candy then turned with a jerk. And laying a finger beside my heartburn, I gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned. I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry If temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by. And I mumbled again as I turned for the night In the morning I'll starve....'til I take that first bite!
  21. My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
  22. Gosh, I think the coolest thing I own would have to be my computer, as it makes it possible for me to keep in touch with all you guys every day!!!
  23. Ann

    worried about Larry

    I'm bumping this post back to the top, just in case Larry checks in!
  24. What is the very coolest thing you own?
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